Set includes 8 ballpoint pens
Imprinted pens read:
- Springfield Sexual Addiction Center "From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days"
- Shecky The Clown "Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions"
- Electrolysis is Us "The first name in unwanted hair removal"
- Dr. Lance Hughes Proctology "Turn your head and cough"
- Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery "Specializing in difficult gender reassignments"
- Verdant Fields Nudist Camp "Get in touch with your OUTER self"
- Stuffed With Love Taxidermy "No pet too small-give us a call"
- Howie's House of Hair "From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour"